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Well this is annoying.

Death Scythe and Maka are both acting really weird, and I am more tempted to move out of that apartment than ever before. If I have to put up with another fatherly love call, I think that I'm going to go crazy. [He sighs.]

Then I guess the Nightmare problem is over and done with, huh? That's convenient. But... about Chrona... I guess that is a little shocking. He's not the kind of person who tends to come and go without a lot of noise to go with it, and so this quiet makes me feel uneasy. If he's gone, then I wonder if it would be for the better. I kinda feel for that girl too.

Hm. Oi, Maka. I know that they've wrapped up your hands already, but try to take it easy. I feel like it's my fault anyway that you got burned in the first place, and I'd hate to see you get hurt because I care about you so-

...

Shit.

[The transmission immediately cuts out.]

Date: 2008-09-12 09:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omniconcert.livejournal.com
I'm sorry I burned your apartment building down.

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-12 09:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nummeh-souls.livejournal.com
... Uh...

I think something like that would be extremely hard to miss on this network, Linda.

Did you... hit your head or something?

Date: 2008-09-12 09:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omniconcert.livejournal.com
Yup!

Hit it right off. I, like, totally don't even have a head or anything anymore. It totally scared my daughters.

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-12 09:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nummeh-souls.livejournal.com
[He chuckles.] Wow, that sucks.

Still, at least you can talk to me like this with no head, right? I bet that's freaking out your daughters even worse.

Hey, but I didn't even know you were a mom! Congrats, Linda. So... who is the lucky father? I'd feel bad if you ended up hooking up with some jerk.

Date: 2008-09-12 09:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omniconcert.livejournal.com
I'm totally talking with magic and stuff, you know? My son thinks it's totally funny, at least.

Thanks! Well, it was me and Stan, but, like, we're totally getting unmarried soon 'cause he's a big, fat loser.
From: [identity profile] nummeh-souls.livejournal.com
Oh! I get it now... Magic, huh? That's kind of a relief. It would have been gross if it was anything else, wouldn't it?

Heeh. And a son too. I guess its nice to have things sort of divvied up like that. You're going to have a pretty interesting time with it though, at least from what I know about parents, anyway.

Really? That's too bad. You're a sweet girl, and so I wouldn't have wanted you to meet any bumps in the road like that. Ah well.

Best. Event. Ever.

Date: 2008-09-12 09:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omniconcert.livejournal.com
I dunno. It'd be totally awesome to, like, talk through a hole in your stomach or something. I'd want to do it. Totally.

I just hit them and tell them to go to bed after they don't eat their veggies, you know? I'm, like, the best Dad ever. I should, like, get an award or something.

Well, I was just going to totally kill him, but then the people said that I didn't have to kill him to get unmarried or whatever. But I totally forgot what they said I should do. So I guess I need to just kill him anyways.

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-12 09:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nummeh-souls.livejournal.com
Nah. That's still not as interesting as being able to talk without a head... Don't do it, all right? Otherwise they'll just think that your doing some sort of ventriloquist act and that will be boring.

Oi, oi. You can get yourself in trouble with that stuff, you know? Some soccer moms would rail you for hitting kids like that. But I'm sure that others that are crazier than you right now would still try to give you a medal or a certificate. Something like that.

Che. Don't kill him, Linda. That's stupid, and he'll just come back the next day. He might learn his lesson, or else he could just kill you back for it. That'll just begin an endless cycle, and then the scientists will probably blow you both up in the end.



Date: 2008-09-12 10:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omniconcert.livejournal.com
You could totally be sneaky and hide the hole under a shirt or something. So then people think the voice is, like, coming from their mind or something!

Well, if they got angry at me, I'd just have to totally lock them up or something. And then, like, I'd steal their kids, and have like a million kids everywhere.

Well, if he came back, I'd just have to kill him again, right? 'Cause every time he's alive, we're married again.

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-12 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nummeh-souls.livejournal.com
Hm... Still seems kind of stupid though. You'd have to wear the right kind of shirt and everything, and that just sounds troublesome.

Heeh. You'd be a mom on the run though. No one is going to take very kindly to being locked up and watching you kidnap all their kids.

Yeah, but how long do you think that its going to go on until the scientists get bored with reviving you both and just decide to blow you up? That's what I'm saying.

...Hm. You're a terrible liar, Linda. But what the hell... I'm having fun.

Date: 2008-09-12 10:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] omniconcert.livejournal.com
I could totally pull it off, you know.

Well, they can be angry or whatever, but that's not going to make me free them and their kids and stuff.

Well, I'm a zombie. So I can't die.

I'm telling the truth! Believe me, ohmigosh!

Date: 2008-09-12 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adventlead.livejournal.com
I already knew that.

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-12 10:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nummeh-souls.livejournal.com
Already knew what?

... Don't answer that.

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-12 11:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nummeh-souls.livejournal.com
Then I guess this stupid truth-telling mist is even more worthless than before.

Look. I'm not going to talk about how much li-... [He grumbles.]

So have your laughs and be on your way, Kadaj.

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-12 11:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adventlead.livejournal.com
It is worthless so far. If only someone knew the location of Mother, or something like that, then it would be different. But...

It's not. And I don't feel like laughing.

Have you kissed her?

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-13 01:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nummeh-souls.livejournal.com
Hm.

Suit yourself.

[He sputters.] What!?

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-13 02:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adventlead.livejournal.com
Okay.

What? Why do you get so embarrassed?

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-13 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nummeh-souls.livejournal.com
I've never kissed her before. She's too good for someone like me, and I could never do that.

Why? Because I don't want anyone to know that I lii-

Quit it, Kadaj.

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-13 12:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adventlead.livejournal.com
Why would you think something stupid like that? You don't kill everyone so you must be good enough for her.

Quit what? Talking about your crush?

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-13 07:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nummeh-souls.livejournal.com
Che. Idiot. It's not that simple. If it was, then the Eggs of Kishin would be dateless for life.

I think that because... T-th- Damn it!

[There is a pause, followed by a click.]

[Private to Kadaj; Hackable]

This power that I've obtained could swallow her whole, Kadaj. The black blood. It could pull her into this madness I've been struggling with for long enough already. I don't plan to lose against it, but I don't know how long that will last. That's why... I don't want her to get close to that, to me. Because our souls resonate with how... close we are to each other.

I just want to protect her from this. She's too good to become twisted like me.

[/]

Nn-no, she's not m- Yes. [He transmits a facepalm.] That.

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-13 09:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] adventlead.livejournal.com
You mean they get dates?

[Private to Soul; Hackable]

Black blood? But you don't act that twisted. If you have that much control already, why can't you get closer?

Who's to say she would?

[/]

Is she pretty?

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-13 10:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nummeh-souls.livejournal.com
How the hell should I know? Maybe some of them are able to have normal lives before they start to turn like that, but frankly, I could care less if they do.

[Private to Kadaj; Hackable]

That's because I'm still in control of my soul, of who I am. I'll fight off that darkness for as long as it takes to be myself. ...But it shouldn't be like this at all, Kadaj. This black blood has only been inside of me since the time I was cut by Ragnarok. ...It's not much, and I don't know a lot about it. But... [He transmits a sigh]

It's that sort of thing that is throughout Chrona's entire body. Medusa made him that way, and he's paying for it with insanity.

And I can't do that. I've... already seen what that power can do to Maka once, when she decided to take the plunge into insanity to save Chrona. It... completely changed her, and I never would her to have to go through that again... Because of me.

[/]

She's not much of a girl, and she's really bookish. But she c-ca- can be really pretty sometimes.

Date: 2008-09-13 03:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prodigal-axe.livejournal.com
Damn, Soul. I'd make fun of you, but that feeling is way too familiar.

Doesn't this suck?

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-13 03:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nummeh-souls.livejournal.com
Familiar? What are you talking about?

Tell me about it...

I was fine with hearing Linda weave the funniest web of lies I've ever heard, but now since Kadaj has started poking me with personal questions its started to suck. I can't shut myself up.

Re: [Voice]

Date: 2008-09-13 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prodigal-axe.livejournal.com
It's not a big deal to you, so don't worry about it. Uh, you know, since you don't even know.

Yeah Linda's nuts. She wants to eat my brains and shit. When this ends, I hope she doesn't point a gun at her own head. Then again she'd miss point blank.

Kadaj is .. what?! That doesn't sound like him.. Uh. Well, now that I think about it.. he gets that way sometimes.

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-13 03:56 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nummeh-souls.livejournal.com
That doesn't make sense, Shinji. How can I tell if something is a big deal to me or not if I don't even know what it is?

[He chuckles] Is that what you heard? She told me that she has no head, some kids and that she's gunning for Stan so they can unmarried because he's some big, fat loser or something. It was great.

Aaah, but you're talking about the zombie thing, right? I'm sure she'll be fine. If not, then it shouldn't be hard to convince her not to do something stupid again.

...? Hm. I wouldn't know. Oi, since when did you two start to be close friends anyway?

Re: [Voice]

Date: 2008-09-13 06:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prodigal-axe.livejournal.com
Damn. You got my stupid evasion strategy. That's too bad, because, like me, you're kinda dumb enough to miss that stuff.

She told me way too much.

...

Since I decided to protect him. I guess.

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-13 07:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nummeh-souls.livejournal.com
Heeeh... That's mean of you, Shinji. But since you admitted to a fault that concerns both of us this time, I think I'll let that one slide.

Maybe you can tell me that story sometime.

Hn. I get it now... But why would you want to protect him? You guys both act so confident about your battles.

Then again, you always try to act like you don't worry about him and end up failing miserably at it. Just like me.

... Damn it.

Re: [Voice]

Date: 2008-09-13 07:24 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] prodigal-axe.livejournal.com
Mean eh? And your point is..

Maybe I'd rather eat brains.

Because people don't see everything about him. Protecting someone isn't just about fighting. Like you said, both of us do that fine. There's more to it..

Yeah I do. Fail miserably. At that.

Sucks..

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-13 07:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nummeh-souls.livejournal.com
No point. Just saying.

That bad, huh? Maybe I'll just have to shoot you both then.

We all have that in common, don't we? All three of us. ...People don't see everything about us. But what are you seeing about him that I'm not, Shinji?

...Hm. And you're right. It's not. Because there are times where you're fighting your battles just so you can protect someone, right? Or am I being a romantic about this?

When the hell did I start talking like this?

Well, at least you're not alone.

Date: 2008-09-14 01:10 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onceahuman.livejournal.com
Hey, yeah. Wasn't Nightmare supposed to have come back by now?

[Voice]

Date: 2008-09-14 01:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nummeh-souls.livejournal.com
Maybe the scientists got tired of him quicker than we did this time.

Good riddance.

Re: [Voice]

Date: 2008-09-14 06:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onceahuman.livejournal.com
Guess we should say thanks or something if that's really the case?

Tell me about it.

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